Author-Chan Vs. Chloe

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Marie: Asmi34 made a special request! She wants me to battle any Miraculous character! So let's do this!

Hawkmoth: Epic Rap Battles of Miraculous! Marie! Versus! Chloe! Begin!

Chloe:
I can't believe that the Sqaud needs you to back them up,
It's like nothing that I do will get them to shut up.
Go on, let me see how much power you can show,
Just cause you're the author, you're still unbelievably low.

Marie:
I have second thoughts about why I haven't killed you off,
You really think you're special when you're acting all tough?
You wine and complain and place a spotlight on you,
You think you have friends? They all think you're rude.

Chloe:
And what about you, oh, high and mighty author,
Your ego is so high, I can make it into a tower.
The book you write is lame and has no story,
It won't take long until people will think it's boring.
I make much more money than you can ever make,
Living life in luxury is such a piece of cake.
All you have is Wattpad and your stupid books,
Your covers are hideous, people judge them by their looks.

Marie:
Aren't you basically describing yourself, you anorexic chicken?
You assume that everyone likes you, when you talk with em.
Blaming people on things they didn't do or say,
It's such a wonder how the teacher bears you everyday.
And can I remind you how many reads my books have?
They get more attention than you ever get from your dad.
Maybe that's why your attitude is never good,
Because you had such a bad childhood.

Chloe:
My childhood was filled with love, for your information.

Marie:
Well then puberty must've given you a terrifying transformation.

Chloe:
Hah! As if! I'm prettier than you from the start!

Marie:
You think people care about looks? It's all about what's in your heart.

Hawkmoth: WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!! COMMENT DOWN BELOW!! EP EP EP EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MIRACULOUS!!

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