Cartman x Kyle

Chapter 1: The lust

It was an average week of school for South Park elementary, and the school day had just started. The boys (Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny) had just arrived at school, and they were going to be late if they didn't scramble to class! 
However, during the past few days, Cartman had been bugging Kyle more and more often. Cartman bugged him at the bus stop, on the bus, during school hours, at lunch, and even after school. It had gotten to the point where Stan and Kenny were starting to notice his actions. (Stan thought it was gay, but Kenny thought it was stupid). Now the boys were rushing to class, and yet again, Cartman was bugging Kyle about idiotic things. 

Stan: "Today's the math test, and I sure as hell don't want to be late!"
Kyle: "Yeah, Mr.Garrison said he'd dock off points if we were late!"
Cartman: "Shut-up jew, the only reason why we're late is because the Jews are time stealers!"
Kyle: "I can't steal time dumb-ass, and stop calling me that!"
Cartman: "Then why are we late JEW, why are we losing time!?!"
Kyle: "CARTMAN SHUT UP!"
Stan: "Yeah Cartman, just stop hitting on Kyle! It's almost like you like him or something!"

The second after Stan insulted Cartman, Cartman stopped in his place for a minute. His face flushed bright red, and he concentrated his attention heavily to the ground. His face was burning hotter than the sun, and his thoughts were whirling in a tycoon of chaos, zooming from conclusion to conclusion, there was no way he could ever consider liking a Jew! And even worse that Jew was KYLE!!

Cartman POV:

UGH! There's no way I have any feelings for a stupid Jew like KYLE!! JEW'S ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS!! Oh god, why am I even considering this as a POSSIBILITY!?! IT'S KYLE THE JEW!! Not to mention Kyle is a ginger, and FROM JERSEY!!! UGH, why does Stan think I'm HITTING ON HIM!? I make fun of him BECAUSE HE'S WAY DIFFERENT FROM THE WAY I FUCKING AM!! First of all he's got ginger hair, which I don't have to describe any further. Second off he's got good grades, which.... WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS!?! I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR CLASS! 

Kyle: "Hurry up fat-ass, the bell is going to ring 45 seconds!"
Kenny: "Mmmph mph mph mmmphmph mph!" (Yeah fat-ass, hurry the fuck up)
Cartman: "Maybe I wouldn't be late if you DIDN'T STEAL THE TIME JEW!!"
Kyle: "JEWS CAN'T STEAL TIME FAT-ASS!!"

The boys finally got to their classroom, and Mr.Garrison was preparing/looking over their math test. And as usual Butters was being picked on, Tweek was being a spaz, and Craig was giving the middle finger to everyone he met eye contact with. The only thing different about today was that Cartman was resenting this outrageous idea of having lust for Kyle. Cartman had never even dreamed of a desire so strange about Kyle, a lust that couldn't match up with the framework in his mind. He had already painted a picture of Kyle in his head, so why was he trying to reinterpret the picture? Cartman sat down in his chair, and started to contemplate all of these possibilities, when suddenly the bell rang!

Mr.Garrison: "Okay class, today is testing day. So I need you all to stop being retards, and answer the questions, and....
Cartman: "Mr.Garrison?"
Mr.Garrison: *Sigh* "What Cartman?"
Cartman: "I just wanted to say that math sucks balls."
Mr.Garrison: "I TOLD YA'LL TO STOP BEING RETARDS! Now please just take the test."
Cartman: "But.."
Mr.Garrison: "JUST TAKE THE GOD DAMN TEST!!"

Cartman had tried to get detention, but he failed because Mr.Garrison wanted everyone to take the test... Otherwise Mr.Garrison would have been fired. There was no way to get out of taking this test, and no way to get out of class either. Kyle was sitting right next to Cartman, solving the problems without hesitation, and Cartman started feeling a bit aroused, and started realizing how hot he actually was. Cartman couldn't resist staring at Kyle, and he hated every minute of it.

Cartman POV:

How is this Jew able to solve these problems like he's super sonic? I wonder if he'd see me take just a few of his answers, hehe lol, Jews don't deserve any respect anyway. I wonder what it's like to brush that mangled up hair in the morning hehe, probably a challenge. Oh wow, Kyle actually looks really sexy today, I mean er, he looks good, ERR, I mean normal.... COMPLETELY NORMAL hehe. I kinda just want to take his hat off and mangle up his hair... He'd get so mad, hehe... Honestly I need to stop this way of thinking, it's messing with my innocent little mind. (The irony lol)

Third person POV:

Cartman was unaware, but he was slowly inching closer and closer to Kyle's face. Kyle, also unaware, continued solving his math problems. Cartman kept inching closer and closer until...