Smurf X Dora the explorer

Where it all started

  Smurf watched her graceful body slide around the pole. Many voices yelled in his ears "DORA! DORA! DORA!" They chanted. Smurf chanted along, reaching into his wallet, only to find it empty. I shouldn't have bought all those pregnancy tests... he thought. He glanced around the room to see who else was at the strip club. His eyes landed on a very triangular head, and soon he realized it was Phineas. Smurf had heard that Phineas had gotten his sister, Candace pregnant. He remembered when he first found out, he was sitting watching por- watching bubble guppies with papa smurf. The old wrinkly smurf was looking at a magazine, and when he read the article about Phineas and Candace, Smurf heard him grumble "incest these days" Smurf also saw something long and crazy, in the shadows of the club. He walked over and as the figure came into view, he realized it was not one but three people. Noo Noo, Jake Paul, and Mr. Krabs. Jake Paul was whispering "oh yes suck me hard vacuum" and Mr. Krabs was pinching his ass while Noo Noo sucked. Smurf turned around to see something he thought was a who, but it turned out to be JoJo Siwa. When Smurf realized who it was he almost threw up, but held it in. JoJo started to scream in his face "HEYGUYSWASSUP" Smurf frantically covered his ears but it didnt help. "TODWAYWEAWREGOWWINGTOTESTOUTTHISNEWSWIMEKIT!WIFLOTSOFGLITWERANDSPAWKLES" Smurf raced across the room. He was about to crash into a figure with a giant head, but he was going too fast. Smurfs head went right into the persons butthole, just as he realized that it was Dora.