Smurf X Dora the explorer

Dont forget to put your earbuds in before playing your playlist

   Smurf was walking back to his smurf house. He looked up and said "I wonder if the moon would fit up my ass." Then Smurf saw a shadow run by him, into a bush. He pushed his hand into the bush and grabbed something. He pulled his arm out and he saw that he pulled out Papa Smurf by his 420 foot long penis. "I thought you were with Danny Tanner?" Smurf asked.
"Nope, he was boring so I fucked Dj instead"  Papa smurf then slapped Smurfs ass and retreated back to the shadows. Papa Smurf slapped his ass so hard, that it was bleeding and there would probably leave a permanent mark. Smurf was bored so he pulled out his smurfphone 7. He clicked on Spotify and started to play his playlist. "Remind ya, I'm kinda, wet run it down my vagina-" smurf quickly plugged in his earbuds. That was Peppa pigs favorite song and if she heard it, she would grow a giant neon green left arm out of her ass, and it would throw her to wherever Vagina was playing. Smurf did not feel like dealing with Peppas shit today so he broke into a sprint. His feet pushed him faster as he heard a menacing giggle followed by an ominous and loud snort. Smurfs feet got caught on something, and he crashed into a thorn bush. The thorns pricked his blue skin and drew blood. Smurf knew peppa was near when he heard a voice say "I like to smash in muddy puddles!" And before he knew it, peppas shadow was looming over him.