Smurf X Dora the explorer

Squidward

Smurf was bored one day so he drowned his children in his piss. Papa smurf was having a threesome with the blue eyed girl and Daddy Pig, and smurf felt really left out. The lonely blue smurf sighed and opened tinder. He got a match with someone called Squidward testicles, and they planned to meet up at the strip club tonight.
Later tonight:
Squidward picked Smurf up in his motorcycle, which smelled like unwashed vagina. When they got there Squidward stuffed smurf up his ass to sneak him in. Smurf was only 3 months old, and you had to be at least 5 to get in this strip club. When they got in Smurf majestically leaped out of Squidwards ass, followed by about 20 pounds of shit. He whipped around so fast his long droopy balls slapped smurf in the face "Oh wow thanks I've been constipated and I haven't taken a shit in 4 months" Squidward thanked him.