Mutual Friends

CHAPTER 13

Blaire-

I stumbled over to the bar with Jacob holding onto my hand. He situated himself on the last stool, and before I could think, I climbed onto his lap. I was sat between his thighs, placing my elbows up on the bar top.

"Ah are you back for more?" The same bartender asked us.

"I'll just take Jack and Coke please." Jacob gave him a small smile.

"And for the beauty?" He winked at me, Jacob uneasily moving underneath me.

I held my finger up to the bartender, signaling him to wait as I turned to Jacob. 

"Hmm what do you- what should I get Jakey?" I lazily smiled at him.

"Do you really need anymore sweetheart?" He eyed me. 

"Yes I do you party pooper." I rolled my eyes at him and turned back to the bar.

"Raspberry vodka and sprite please!" I gave him a big smile and grabbed the drink as soon as he handed it to me. 

Jacob was slowly sipping his drink and I gave him a weird look.

He furrowed his brows looking at me, "What?" he asked.

"How are you not *hiccup* as fucked up as me?" I asked giggling as I continued to hiccup.

Jacob smiled and shook his head. "I'm a lot bigger than you so I can hold a lot more alcohol sweetie."

I lazily held my eyes opened and chuckled, hiccuping again. I decided to hold my nose and chug my drink to attempt to get rid of them. This caused Jacob's mouth to form an O and he gave me a wide eyed look.

"I'm seriously going to have to carry you out of here." He placed his drink down, rubbing my back. 

I slowly leaned forward and placed my head on my folded up arms, letting Jacob rub my back. 

I heard a familiar laugh, "Well shit Jacob, Joey is just as bad." I heard Joey giggling as well and I looked to my side. 

I lifted my head up, looking through my hair that was in my face at Joey. 

"Babe we're both *hiccup* so fu-*hiccup*-fucked up." I was a giggling and hiccuping mess.

"Alright ladies, I think it's time to get you two to bed." 

I felt Jacob grab my waist and stand me up. I looked around me and everything was blurry. I steadied myself and held onto Jacobs hands, placed at my waist. He ushered me towards the back, walking right behind me.

"Joel call the ride, we need to take them out the back door." I heard Joel say okay and dial the uber. 

I leaned my head back on Jacob, arching my back to look up at him. 

He was such a beautiful piece of work, he was so perfect. 

"Like what you see babe?" He looked down at me smiling. 

"Yes I most definitely do Mister Jacob." I said giving him a toothy grin with my eyes closed. 

"Ride is outside, let's go girls." I felt Jacob push me towards the door, helping me get to the car. 

I honestly don't remember the car ride, all I remember is getting to the house, Jacob carrying me inside and placing me in Joey's bedroom. 

"You two girls get changed okay? We will be downstairs, holler if you need anything."

I looked around Joey's room and spotted her attempting to take off her makeup.

"B we drank way too much, I uh, I can't feel my face." She giggled. 

"I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE WHEN I'M WITH YOU!" I sang and Joey joined in with me. 

We both continued to sing and laugh before she stood up and tried to take her dress off. I stood up and went to the bathroom mirror, bringing my dress above my head. Well, kinda, it got stuck right below my boobs. I waddled back to the bedroom to get Joey to help, but she was sprawled out on the floor, dress still on, passed out asleep. 

"God I can't get this fucking dress off!" I spoke to myself. 

I jumped up and down, attempting to pull it off, and suddenly I tripped, landing on the ground with a very hard thud. 

"FUCK!" I let out a groan and rolled to my side. 

I heard the door open quickly and looked up to see a red faced Jacob, who then smiled seeing the problem I was having. 

"Okay you're gonna have to help me princess, but don't look at my boobs, I don't have a bra on." I smiled at him. 

Jacob helped me stand up, eyeing the lacy underwear I was wearing.

"Hey, eyes are up here." I growled at him. 

He blushed and then grabbed the hem of my dress, closing his eyes. He gave it a tug and it came straight off. 

"Don't open your eyes! I have to get a shirt!" I ran to Joey's closet and grabbed one of her oversized tshirts, slipping it on. I rejoined Jacob in the room, my dress in his hands. 

"Okay you're good now, thanks." I smiled at Jacob.

He smiled back and handed me my dress, leaning down and kissing the top of my head before he exited. I shook my head and turned to Joey, wondering how my drunk self was going to help her drunk self.