Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go
Come on and take a walk in my shoes
Never worry 'bout a thing
Got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
I gotta sing and I dance
When I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
Everybody
I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis
And the happy times are coming to stay
Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
My trouser monster
Everything is going my way
My meat is murder
Everything is going my way
Size doesn't matter
Everything is going my way
Yum
