Well, let's start with the basics (no pun intended)
Mystman12
You made an average game with a disproportionately large fandom. However, it did give me an idea of what to work with in the book, so good job on that.
The people at Wattpad who shut down my first account
No, I'm serious. It was cringy as fuck but I was just dipping my toes into social media at the time. OwO.
Capcom
For inspiring that Resident Evil 7 reference. That was some good shit.
Dan Salvato
gayori ecks dee
6ix9ine
For absolutely nothing.
Africa by Toto
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU
Dwight from The Office
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM.
And everyone who enjoyed the book
BIG thanks for even reading this shit. I don't see why anybody would enjoy this book besides all the irony, but blah.
There will be another story like this about a crossover of Homestuck, Re:Zero, Sonic the Hedgehog, and The Office. Just you fucking wait.