bold - cheng cheng
italic - mei ying"answer the phone, mei ying"
"oh shiz what to do?? fu xi xi i mean adam i mean cheng cheng is calling me?? mei ying that name is the same person"
"finally, you answered my call"
"i was not going to pick up because dua lipa unnie said don't pick up the phone you only know he's calling cuz your drunk and alone"
"but im not drunk and im not alone mei ying"
"idiot"
"make me laugh cheng.. im bored"
"im not gonna make you laugh im gonna make you fall for me instead" *giggles*
"let's see if you can hahahaha"
"please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!"
"pfftt HAHAHAHA"
"are you a magician?"
"no, im not xingjie"
"because whenever i look at you everyone else disappears"
"you have more??"
"yes, why?? did i make you fall already?"
"nope, not yet hahaha"
"so, there's a chance you'll fall for me?"
* smirks *"im not saying but-"
"would you grab my arm so i can tell my friends that i've been touched by an angel?"
"im not an angel but sure i mean no"
"eh? you already said it. there's no backing off!!"
"cheng, you're such a childish"
* in mei ying's thoughts *"2 more to go and you'll fall for me HAHAHAHA"
"tsk, your cheesy pick up lines won't ever make me fall for you"
"really?"
"yes, and now tell me the 2 more cheesy pick up lines you got"
"my doctor says im lacking vitamin U"
"im not a vitamin"
"mei ying, you really got no jams"
"HAHAHAHA continue"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn't date you!"
"my heart is soft uwu"
* mei ying's thought *"anyways, it's my turn HAHAHA you thought i'll let it be just like that? no uh you're wrong"
"ooohh, don't make it too cheesy please i might fall for you"
"as if"
"8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and I end up with you"
"ah mei ying!!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need"
"yes, you're the only 1 i need"
"1 more hahaha"
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else"
"really?"
"don't take it too serious cheng, it's just an pick up line"
"mei ying, i need to go. bye bye"
"oh? already??"
"aigooo, i'll talk to you tomorrow again"
"tsk, tomorrow? okay then bye bye!"
"byeee"
"eh? cheng wait don't hang up yet, remember to rest okay? don't overwork yourself and you have to eat alot don't starve yourself. im worried about you alot of your fans said that the members are sick especially you who has alot of schedules (not really) remember to take your medicine. please cheng i don't want to see you getting sick"
"yes maam, i'll take my medicine"
"okay, i'll hang up now. bye!"
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Fanfictiona trash book, contains memes, u don't wanna laugh? okay okay started : 05/06/18 ended : 06/02/18