A New Addition to the Hitachiins

5

"Nononononono. You are not cutting my hair." I backed away from the scissor-wielding, twin terrorists.

After Tamaki decided we would join the host club, we were introduced to everyone. Then it was decided that I would be disguised as a boy... Like Haruhi.

"Don't worry, we'll make you cute." they said together. Oh god they're so creepy!

I climbed one of the fancy pillars in the room and rigged a seat with ropes. Then I sat there, out of the reach of the twins. "Can't catch me now!" I taunted. Suckers.

"600000000 yen debt." I heard the glasses say.

My eye twitched, but then I sighed. Go to h*ll, glasses. "Fine, I'll wear a wig. I am not allowing my hair to be cut." I tugged a loose rope, causing my makeshift chair to fall apart.

I back flipped and landed on both feet, my skirt fluttering around me. Then I looked at the host club to see red faces and a few nosebleeds.

"What're you looking at?" I smirked, fully knowing why they were looking at me the way they were.

Tamaki averted his eyes. "A lady should not do such activities in a skirt!" He said loudly, waving his arms for emphasis.

"Don't worry, they're just shorts." I said with a mischievous grin, flipping my skirt up to show them.

Aaron face palmed. "Idiots."

Tamaki froze, blushed, stuttered, then settled for curling up in a corner.

"So what shall we do about Toshirō's overall image?" The twins asked. "What type of hairstyle?"

Tamaki snapped his fingers. Dang it, he recovered already! "What about that red streak? Hikaru, Kaoru, do you have some hair dye remover?"

I ran my finger through the lock of hair awesomely. "This isn't dye, it's natural."

"It adds to the 'spicy' look. She should just keep it." The twins said.

"Do I have to be disguised as a boy? It's such a hassle." I complained. The host club fell silent.

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"What she said deserves some thought." Kyoya said. "With this club, we have connections with all the ladies in the school. However, our supporters on the male side are lacking."

"Wait, stop. That's not-" I started, not liking where the direction was going.

"Therefore," Kyoya interrupted me, "We can create a subdivision that hosts boys. The hostess."

"I SAID HOLD UP!" I yelled, annoyed by the interruption. "I'M NOT GOING TO HOST ANYONE IF I DON'T GET BASIC RESPECT AS A HUMAN!" I could feel a vein pulsing in my forehead. I pointed at Kyoya. "I don't like the idea of hosting yellow squealers, but I hate the idea of hosting a bunch of spoiled-rich, male teens that can't even get a girlfriend! I am a performer; however, I do not offer my services that way. It would destroy my pride!" I finished with a hair toss.

"Wow, you have a pretty big temper." The twins said coming up on either side of me.

I hopped up in the air, kicking them in their stomaches simultaneously. "Stay away from me, you evil, plotting twins!" They rolled away, clutching their stomaches. "I'll disguise myself as a boy, and host girls. Got a problem with it?"

"You were the only one complaining, Toshi." Aaron said with a sigh.

"That doesn't matter." I said. "I've decided what I'm gonna do for now. Glasses will take care of explaining why I was dressed as a girl today 'cause I'm too lazy to."

"I don't get how you can say that with such confidence."

"You'll be doing more work than me though. You're the one who broke the weird sculpture."

"Not everybody has super acrobatic skills."

"Yeah I know, right? That's what makes me SPECIAL!" I waved my arms in a beautiful arc and sparklies appeared. Then I gave him a degrading smirk.

"You make no sense, so stop making fun of me." Aaron told me.

"Noooo, I make perfect sense because. I. Am. Perfect." I said with another smirk and a wink.

"Hate to interrupt." One of the twins said.

"But it's makeover time!" the other twin finished. Before I was dragged off, I gave Aaron an 'I'm-gonna-be-killed-by-the-twins-then-I-am-going-to-kill-you-for-putting-me-in-this-situation look. He returned my look with one that simply said, 'good luck, my lovely sister.' (NOTE THE SARCASTIC END)

I pouted. Being sarcastic is my job.

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Me: Hehe. Toshi's getting a makeover~ Toshi's getting a makeover~

Toshirō: Shaddap about it or I'll kill you along with Aaron.

Me: Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you'll look absolu-

Toshirō: *death glares*

Me: A-Ahahaha. Don't mind the little author over here.

Toshirō: What author. You? You're a pathetic excuse for an author, I mean, you rarely update.

Me: *stabbed by the words* S-Sorry...

Toshirō: *nods* Yep, that's better.

Me: I wasn't apologizing to you, I was apologizing to all of the reader-sans out there!

Toshirō: *kicks my shin* ònó

Me: Oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiieeeeeeee~ That was my shin!!! TT^TT

Toshirō: Ya, I noticed.

Me: You know what? You're a terrible person. *whispers* and acrobat.

Toshirō: What did you just say? *sparkly smile*

Me: And that's my cue to run~ Later guys!

Toshirō: *chases me around the room*

Aaron: M-san, you forgot what you wrote this whole thing for.

Me: *hides from Toshirō* You're such a nice person~ You can do it Aaron.

Aaron: Eh? Really?!

Me: *pops up beside him* *nods*

Aaron: 'Kay~ M-san does not own OHSHC and hopes you will vote and comment!

Toshirō: *tackles* Gotcha M! *looks down* Aaron?!

Me: *bows to Aaron* You were a great sacrifice. I shall be leaving now. Baaaiiiii~ *turns to reader-sans and waves cheerfully*

Toshirō and Aaron: TWO-FACED PERSON!!!!!