Yoong: you have a nice ass baby boy ;)
Jimin: exuse me you know I could report you for being a pedophile or for sexual harassment
Yoongi: how old do think I am babe?
Jimin:30?
Yoongi: no not even close
Jimin:690,000,000,000,000 yrs old
Yoongi: no baby boy I'm 25 I'm not that old and you should respect your daddy
Jimin: NO YOUR NOT MY DADDY
Yoongi: oh look who's being a bad boy do someone need to get punished by daddy ;)
Jimin:STOP pls I'll do anything
Yoongi: okay anything
Jimin: nevermind
Yoongi: how about you come and let daddy show you how bad boys get punished by their daddies
Jimin: ok bye I'm out you pervert
Yoongi:oh daddy's gonna punish you hard just wait [not sent]
