Chivalry is Dead (previously known as TVBBAB)

Chapter 11

Warning: Not edited

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The rest of school finished peacefully; I don't know whether I should be relieved or not. I didn't encounter the brothers at all. I got my revenge on Ally eventually. I laughed to myself as I remembered Ally''s horrified face as I made holes in her shirt of where her boobs would be. Thank you Mean Girls for that reference!

I sighed, hopefully Ryder doesn't want a tutoring session today. I am in ape shit condition after everything today, so I am not in any mood to deal with him today.

BEEP! BEEP!

The loud horn jerked me out of my thoughts and caused me to look up. Only to be met up with an ungodly sight of my brother leaning out of the window, hands wildly swinging and his face pulled up in a massive grin. Oh God. Why do I have such an IDIOT for a brother?!

I quickly pulled a snapback hat over my head and pulled it down low so that it covered my face. Please don't notice me. Please don't notice me. I begged silently in my head.

“EMILY! THAT'S YOU RIGHT?!” HEY DON'T IGNORE ME! HEY! IT'S YOUR BIG BRO!”

Drew shouted. I just started to walk faster, hopefully that causes him to get my point and he goes away peacefully.

“Emily! Mom bought you the nappies for your period! She says that you can't sleep properly without them!” he shouted. I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Hahahaha, Did he say nappies?” I heard one of the boys say. “Hahahahaha she sleeps with a nappy on!” I heard another girl say.

“It fits her description perfectly, after all she is still a weak baby.” I heard one of the bitches say.

Drew you are so dead! I thought silently in my head as I seethed with anger and embarrassment. I knew that my face was probably bright red right now, but I didn't dare look up to the laughing faces.

“Yeah well, At least I still don't play with my little action figurines and re-enact situations where the 'maiden needs to be saved' with my old barbie dolls and the Thomas and Tank Engine toys.” I shouted back to him.

Revenge is sweet. I smirked as I saw his face turn white then bright red as he saw the girls in the school laugh at him.

“Emily! You just dug yourself into a bigger hole!” he said, as he practically had steam coming out from his ears. “At least I'm not still cuddling up with my teddy bear called Mr. Cuddles and practice kissing on him, because I've never had a boyfriend.” He said smiling sadistically at me.

Drew when you get home, I'm going to make sure that you can never walk or produce children ever again! I gave him a murderous glare and that seemed to shut him up as I saw him visibly gulp. He knew that he was in big shit now.

“First of all, that was when I was 10 years old when I kissed him. And second, like you can talk because you're still a virgin!” I shouted back to him.

He looked at me shocked, before he regained composure and looked at me coolly. “Thanks for that, Emily! At least I'm not some manwhore that sleeps around with everything that has boobs and legs, like everyone of your highschool boys here. Damn him and his college boy swag. All of the girls swooned.