Dora The Amazing Explorer

hey guys its me Dora the explorer this is my diary, I'm only allowing you access because then i might get another TV series... i need the money i hardly have any money left for wine!i need my wine i cant live without it.

Wine... Its like my lovely liquidized child but I can drink the liquidized child without being accused and put in prison. I also have other interests like making Justin Beiber jealous he was so mean to me back when I had bad fashion taste. That pink and orange outfit was awful... Now I wear a low cut red belly top (it shows off my baby fat stomach perfectly) and some amazing short shorts, denim. I grew my hair out too I have long blonde hair now, I dyed it that reminds me I need my roots doing......

Another one of my hobbies is making chocolate. Here's my recipe:

1. Collect a rainbow in a jar.

2. Liquidize a unicorn horn (optional)

3. Collect sunbeams in a tub.

4. (Now for the tricky part) Collect the smiles of one thousand children.

5. Mix this all up in a massive witch-like cooking pot.

6. freeze for 5days.

7. Keep refrigerated or our of direct sunlight

8. Best Before End: August 1966

Well its 2am here in the hole in the ground that is the Amazon so I'd better be going to sleep.