Dora The Amazing Explorer

Dont even know what day of the week it is

Urg I feel like death. My head is banging from the party and the cave is a mess. The last thing I remember is Justin Beiber telling me about the cardboard box extension he got for his bin and how his bin is covered in pink fluff. Like I care my cave has souround sound and a built in wardrobe!

I haven't been able to eat anything (by wich I mean drink my liquidized child/wine) or drink anything the party used up all my precious resources.

Also at the party someone shaved half my eyebrow off I see you all raising the eyebrows I see it alllll....

im going back to sleep now...