Im starving I've ran out of wine and chocolate. The people that own my cave have told me I have to leave in 10 days. I think im going to die. My rent hasnt been payed in around 2 months aparently. So this means ive BEEN ASLEEP FOR TWO MONTHS! I have a backup plan anyway I'm going to go and live in Justin Beiber's shack. He has a shack i mean eww why? Hes paying for it too
Justin Beiber has been telling me about his new crockery that he found down an alleyway. Hes's now got two cans, two! I mean one was loads but the greedy girl has two now! He also got an old paper plate for his new cardboard extension on his bin. I cant believe it.
He has an ensuite toilet now too, theres a gutter further down the alleyway.
I met a monkey the other day he wroks at my hospital he says im going to die in a few weeks if not sooner. Hes my private doctor and stays with me 24/7 ( think he fancies me LOL)
Hes trying to find a special life support thing but im not sure he'll be able too....
2 WEEKS LATER
this is it my last words I hope Justin isnt too upset im going to die, even though he was a real sour grape (author here: i just ate a sour small grape)
oh my gosh. Boots he got it...
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Dora The Amazing Explorer
FanfictionWelcome to my first story on Wattpad! This is a short fanfiction about Dora the Explorer and her drunken ways! Yeah.. Dora is an alcoholic!
