One day there was a man named Bucky. He currently lives in Wakanda because hydra dicks are after him and are trying to brainwash him again. T'Challa gave him a nice resting spot after he came out of cyro. He also gave him some nice goats to take care of.
Since Steve isn't here so these goats are Bucky's only friends. Naturally, Bucky named them Steve and Sam. Bucky really doesn't like Sam that much but he couldn't name a boy goat Natasha (I mean unless you want to that's totally up to you). Anyway he likes Steve the goat's company better than Sam the goat. Sam is always making goat noises at him. He really did fit the name Sam.
One day Bucky was just tending to his goats like any normal day would go. Then someone walks up to him and puts a case with something in it in front of him. The person opens the case and Bucky sees a brand new metal arm, which is helpful since Tony Stank ripped his arm off last time he saw him. Anyway Bucky asks "where's the fight?" And shoves his metal arm right on there. He looked ready on the outside but on the inside he was cursing these assholes for interrupting his time with his goats.
A little while later Steve arrives with the whole gang, sadly including Sam. And a fucking wizard! Harry Potter is that you? Anyway Bucky and Steve hugged like the lovely old couple they are. Then Bucky asked "hey Steve wanna see my goats?"
Steve agreed to go see his goats. They walked through the magical forest and Steve meets the goats. Bucky introduces Steve to Steve and then also Sam, but he's not important. Anyway after they tend to his goats a little, because Bucky will probably never see them again, they go back with the others.
Then they fight blah blah blah.
The next thing Bucky knows is he's in a fucking forest and he doesn't feel so good. "Steve?" He says before HE FUCKING DISINTEGRATES!
Now Bucky's awake in this random place with all the other idiots that disintegrated too. Harry potter's here, and so is that spider kid that stopped my metal arm last year, and of course SAM HAS TO FUCKIG BE THERE!
Bucky was just minding his business when he thought "WHAT ABOUT MY GOATS?!" So he frantically searched around for his goats and he ended up finding them. He then spent his time with his goats and lived happily. Except for the fact Steve wasn't there.
