EPIPHANY ✧ GIOVANI LO CELSO

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MAY 28, 2018

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THE BEST WAGS
[ members; maria hector, ana draxler, scarlett gartmann, sarah richmon, ann-kathrin brömmel, naomi wilson, lina meyer, evelyn konrad ]

maria
yo bitches i got some
new goss. you're gonna
love this!!

ana
omg what is it

ana
and why am i still here
i am not a bundesliga
wag??? like at all

scarlett
but you're german and we
love you, so here we are (:
spit it out maria

maria
ok ok i just found out through
definitely NOT blackmail
that a certain someone has a
new girlfriend

maria
who is eligible to be added to
the groupchat

ana
did max finally get a girlfriend
oh my god what a day

evelyn
okay close but nah! i know
too because he told max
who told davie who told me

ana
wait so if it went to max then
it's literally only one person

ana
cause only one person is stupid
enough to trust loud mouth meyer

ann-kathrin
you're telling me that leon
goretzka has a girlfriend????

naomi
why is that surprising?

ana
leon was a bit of a womaniser
but not lately!! i knew that mf
settled down!!!

lina
i met her!! she's so nice;
should i add her?

maria
yes hmmm, but ana how is
argentina?? and giovani??

ana
argentina's beautiful

[ lina meyer added 'alexia mojica' ]

naomi
and gio? don't avoid the
question!!

ana
gio's just being gio, y'know

sarah
oh just say yes to the poor boy
like he's already got his football
to worry about

ana
shut up sarah 😩

alexia
um, hi?

lina
oh hey alexia! it's me lina, josh's
girlfriend! i got your number off
leon a few days ago ((: we're just
some bundesliga wags (: i promise
we're all nice

scarlett
unless ana snaps

ana
wag? ahem

maria
oh well ana's not a wag
but she's julian draxler's
cousin and almost a wag
anyway so she's here

alexia
oh my god i follow you on
instagram ana! i love your
instagram!!