So @SciFiLuxRay dared me to dye my dear sister Sam's hair rainbow colors and blame it on Maggie.
hehehehehehehehehe.....
Me: *sneaks into my bedroom where Sam is crashing for the night*
Sam: *snores*
Me: *gets rainbow hair dye together*
Sam: *snores*
Me: *dyes hair*
Sam: *snores*
Me: *whispers* you really can sleep...
Sam: *snores*
Me: *shakes Samirah awake* SAM. OMG LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!!!!!
Sam: *wakes up* Huh???
Me: OMG ITS RAINBOW COLORS.
Sam: WAT? *runs and looks in bathroom mirror* NUUUUUUUUU. HOW THE HELHEIM DID THIS HAPPEN?
Me: Well, I was getting an extra blanket for me on the couch when I saw someone come into the room. They jimmied the lock and came into the room. They then did something to your hair but I couldn't tell. They then left and thats when I realized two things: 1) your hair is a rainbow and 2) it was Magnus Mango Maggie Beantown Cheese Chase!
Sam: IMA KILL THAT SON OF FREY!!!! *flies out of room*
Sam: *kicks down Magnus Mango Maggie Beantown Cheese Chase's door and slaps him awake* MAGNUS MANGO MAGGIE BEANTOWN CHEESE CHASE!!!!
Magnus: Hm? Oh hey Sam. Wait, what did you just say? And also, why are you here and screaming at my face? Wait.....is your hair *snickers* a rainbow?
Sam: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME CHASE! I KNOW YOU DID IT!
Magnus: What? I would never--
Sam: *shape-shifts into an elephant and slaps Magnus with her trunk*
Magnus: OW!
Sam: *attacks Magnus*
Magnus: WHAT THE HELHEIM???? SAM!!
Sam: *takes falafel money jar* you'll get this back when this goes away.
Magnus: NOT MY FALAFEL MONEY!!!! NUUUUU!!! SAM!
Sam: *bolts out of room crying* how could you Magnus...
Me: *standing in doorway smiling*
Magnus: *sees me and finally realizes what I did * ALEX HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!? THAT'S MY FALAFEL MONEY???
Me: *shrugs* I guess no falafels for a few months.
Magnus: A FEW MONTHS??? NUUUUUUU!!!
Next dare/question please...
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