Infinity War X VLD [✔]

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Meanwhile on Earth, in the New York Sanctum.

Wong: Seriously? You don't have any money?

Dr. Strange: Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual

Wong: I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical Ham and Raye.....wait wait i think I got 200.

Dr. Strange: Dollars?

Wong: Rupees.

Dr. Strange: Which is?

Wong: I wouldn't say no to a Tuna Melt.

Suddenly a mysterious object crashed into the Sanctum, it looked like some sort of escape pod. Strange got his cloak and Wong got his magic on, they both did, they obviously weren't expecting something to crash down in their roof. Then Bruce came out of its, dizzy.

Bruce: T-Thanos is coming....we've got to-

Dr. Strange: Who?

Strange lowered his guard down, so did Wong, he knew this random man couldn't even think straight, after all he did crash. He cut off Bruce because he didn't quite understand who he was talking about, I mean obviously.

Meanwhile at the park.

Pepper: Slow down. I'm not kidding. You're rambling.

Stark: No, I'm clearly not.

Pepper: Okay fine, but say it again because your rambling lost me.

Stark: Look, you know how you have a dream where you have to pee?

Pepper: Yeah?

Stark: Then your like 'My god there's no bathroom, what should I do? Oh no! Someone's watching!'

Pepper: Right. And then when you wake you actually have to pee.

Stark: Yes.

Pepper: Yeah. Everybody has that.

Stark: Well. That's the point I'm trying to make. Last night I dreamt, we had a kid, it was so real. And we named him after your eccentric uncle...what's his name again? Posey. Morgan.

Pepper: Right. So you woke up and we were....expecting....

Stark: Yeah.

Pepper: So yes?

Stark: No. I mean....I had a dream about it....it was so real....

Pepper: If you wanted to have a kid.....you wouldn't have done that...

Pepper strips of the jacket he was wearing to cover up his upgraded, newly improved, high-tech arc reactor. It was shaped like an upside down triangle and was glowing blue.

Stark: I'm glad you brought that up, cause it's nothing....just a housing unit for nano-parts

Pepper: It's not helping in your case, OK?

Stark: It's an attachment. It's not a....

Pepper: You don't need that Tony.....

Stark: I know...I had the surgery...

Pepper: Tony....

Stark: I'm just protecting us. From the future, as it is, and that's it. Just in case there's a monster in the closet. Just letting you know.....

Pepper: Shirts..

Stark: You know me so well. You finish all my sentences.

Pepper: Shirts...you should have shirts in your closet.....

Stark: Yeah. You know what?

Pepper crosses her arms.

Pepper: What?

Stark: There shouldn't be anymore surprises, you will never have surprised look on your face ever again.

Pepper: And then what?

Stark: We'll have a nice dinner tonight. We should have no more surprises. Ever, I promise you.....

Pepper: Yeah...sure....

Stark: I will...

A portal appears and out comes, you guessed it, Strange in the flesh.

Dr. Strange: Tony Stark. I'm Dr. Steven Strange. I need you to come with me.....

Pepper looks at Tony with the most surprised look, a look that was promised by him that she will never have on her face again....

Dr. Strange: Oh! And congratulations on the wedding by the way.