PUNS | YOONKOOK

not funny

jeoncena
i don't feel up to making any jokes today

agustd
that one wasn't funny

jeoncena
cause it wasn't a joke or a pun

jeoncena
but they aren't funny to you anyway

agustd
what's up kid?

jeoncena
nothing

agustd
you wouldn't have texted me if you didn't want to tell me or at least someone so spit it out

jeoncena
its my boyfriend

jeoncena
i do literally everything for him and he just shrugs it off like its not big deal

jeoncena
its just like im there to do stuff for him and that'd be okay if i heard a simple thank you every once in awhile but i don't

jeoncena
he just says nothing as if im supposed to do these things for him

jeoncena
then he gets mad when i get mad at him

jeoncena
don't i have a right to be mad?

jeoncena
he walks all over me

jeoncena
i deserve to be mad

agustd
you could be telling him this instead of me

jeoncena
i can't

jeoncena
he's out with his friends like usual

jeoncena
i truly love his friends tho

jeoncena
they're so sweet and kind and he's a total dipshit who doesn't deserve them

agustd
why are you dating this guy if you feel this way?

jeoncena
cause he wasn't always like this

jeoncena
he used to be sweet and a gentleman

jeoncena
i guess im hoping this is just a phase

agustd
wanna know what im hoping for?

jeoncena
what?

agustd
a pun that i can laugh at tomorrow

jeoncena
one pun coming right up ;)

agustd
good luck nineteen year old who doesn't want me to call him kid

jeoncena
my names jungkook

jeoncena
jeon jungkook ;)

agustd
im yoongi, min yoongi

taestan 💕
im reading so many books right now i can't keep track