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haunted refrigerator

jungcook
hey hyung

yoongay
what is it?

jungcook
i heard this story about a haunted refrigerator

yoongay
that's one weird story

jungcook
yeah it was quite chilling actually

yoongay
i fucking hate you sometimes

jungcook
that would hurt if i didn't know how much you fucking love me

yoongay
okay

jungcook
don't 'okay' me

yoongay
but babe

jungcook
STOP

jungcook
I WILL CALL THE POLICE

yoongay
why isn't police spelled poleese or polease?

jungcook
good question BUT ALSO IRRELEVANT

jungcook
STOP ATTACKING ME

yoongay
IM SORRY

jungcook
yoongi you live in south korea right?

yoongay
i do

jungcook
chill we're not getting married

jungcook
yet

jungcook
anyway i live in seoul

yoongay
as do i

jungcook
PERFECT

jungcook
i mean cool

jungcook
we should hang out maybe sometime or something i don't know

jungcook
if you want to?

yoongay
baby id love to

jungcook
FORGET IT

jungcook
IM SERIOUSLY GONNA BLOCK U

yoongay
before you do that

yoongay
wanna meet up at seokjin's pink cafe?

jungcook
uM YES

jungcook
i mean sure yeah sounds cool totally

jungcook
when?

yoongay
tomorrow

yoongay
two o'clock?

jungcook
two o'clock.

taestan 💕
i got my cousin into bts and now she's getting her friends into bts... they are literally that amazing 😊❤