jungcook
two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood...yoongay
hold ityoongay
why are peanuts walking?jungcook
shut up yoongayjungcook
i don't like it when you judge my jokesyoongay
okay go onjungcook
i heard one of them was a-saltedyoongay
it wasn't one of your bests but i'll give it to you for your play on wordsjungcook
thank you, thank youjungcook
im curious yoongiyoongay
about what george?jungcook
you did not just pull a curious george joke on meyoongay
maybe i did, maybe i didn'tjungcook
anyway you bastardjungcook
i wanna know what you look likejungcook
i have a picture i made up in my head but im sure that its quite inaccurateyoongay
what do you want me to do about that?jungcook
send me a picture of your sexy faceyoongay
what if i don't want to?jungcook
then i'll assume you're a eighty year old man and never talk to you againyoongay
fuck youyoongay
fineyoongay
give me a minute to find a nice pictureyoongay
jungcook
DAMN YOU'RE HOTTER THAN THE SUNjungcook
WITH THAT FACE WOULDN'T ALL YOUR PICTURES BE NICE PICTURES?yoongay
well not exactlyyoongay
everyone has bad picturesyoongay
your turn you so called nineteen year old that could be eightyjungcook
oh bitchjungcook
im fucking sexy so you better hold onto your wigyoongay
um i don't own a wig but okayjungcook
yoongay
MY WIG WAS JUST SNATCHEDjungcook
told you to hold onyoongay
just kidding you're not that good lookingjungcook
bITCHtaestan 💕
yoongay is mean 😂 jk don't fight me thanks
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