God dammit Tony!

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~Tony has created a chat room~

(Y/N): Really Tony your going to prank Nat again do you remember what happened last time? I would have thought you'd learnt your lesson.

Tony: *Shivers* Yes I'm well aware of what happened last time but I don't care.

(Y/N): Well I ain't helping you this time.

Steve: Why? What happened last time?

(Y/N): Long story short he pissed Nat off.

Steve: Oh sounds like it was bad.

Tony: Yes! Yes it was I've still got bruises.

Steve: Was it really that bad? Actually you know what knowing Nat it was bad. What did he do?

Brucie: First of all who changed my name to Brucie?

(Y/N): Tony of course who else?

~(Y/N) has changed Brucie's name to Bruce~

Bruce: Thank you (Y/N).

(Y/N): Your welcome Bruce.

Bruce: Anyway Tony thought it was a smart idea to fill Nat's guns with glitter and paint.

Steve: Then what happened?

Bruce: The paint and glitter exploded in her face.

Steve: Oh.

Clint: Yeah I was in the same room with her when it happened and its safe to say that she was pissed.

~(Y/N) has added Nat to the chat room~

Tony: No! (Y/N) why would you do that?

(Y/N): What I thought we should hear what Nat had to say as well.

Nat: Thank you (Y/N).

Steve: So I'm guessing that you beat the shit out of Tony then.

Thor: LANGUAGE!

Fury: Oh ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nat: Fury since when were you in this chat?

Fury: Since (Y/N) added me.

Tony: What?!

(Y/N): Ehehe....

Tony: Great now we have eye patch in the chat!

Fury: What was that Stark? I didn't quite hear you?

Tony: Nothing.

Fury: That's what I thought.

~Fury has left the chat room~

Thor: Sister widow what did you do to Brother Stark?

Nat: Let's just say I taught him a lesson he'll never forget.

Clint: In other words she chased him around the tower whilst Tony screamed like a little girl shouting that Nat was going to murder him and Nat then caught him and beat the shit out of him.

Thor: Brother Stark how could you do such a thing to Sister Widow?!

Tony: It was only a harmless prank.

Bruce: Yes but I think we all know what happened next because of what you did.

Steve: So?

Tony: She tied me to the ceiling of my lab.

Thor: Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Bruce: Yes that was quite amusing.

(Y/N): And I got Jarvis to record it all.

Tony: (Y/N)! Delete that footage right now!

(Y/N) has posted the video on Instagram~

(Y/N): Whoops totally didn't mean to do that~

Steve: Well I reckon that lowered his ego a bit.

Tony: Yes, yes it did.

Nat: Have you learnt your lesson.

Tony: Yes Nat.

~A few minutes later~

Nat: STARK!!!!!!!

(Y/N): Goddamit Tony!

Bruce: He'll never learn.

(Y/N): Hey wanna come watch Tony get his ass handed to him?

Bruce: Wouldn't miss it for the world.

~The chat room has closed~

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