(COMPLETE, this is a joke) Salad fingers x reader

Blast to the past

      Y/N : your name

Y/N vision

You see a machine and u are hungry as a beast so all you think is: ice cream!!
You run to it and step inside: A HUGE RAY OF LIGHT GATHERS AROUND YOU AND POOF! You find yourself in Britain 1939.

Salad fingers vision

"Hello" I say myself all these ideas swarm in my head: France, Spoons,Rusty Spoons, Nettles. Only stuff I like, I like making friends though, my wife Marjory Stewart Baxter is the best and we are in loverly. I used to sing, I like to listen to Croxley, Jeremy Fisher and Hubert Cumberdale are my friends, my very on Horace Horse Collar, has been gone.

Y/N vision

hear a high pitched British dialect say:"Hello."
"Hello?" I ask yell

I see a figure that looked like a cactus 🌵 with clothes on it.

"Hey green machine bean are you alive,are you edible?!?!?"

"Hello there young chap! (Ur a girl and he called you a chap) What are you doing out here you lovely lass?"

"I'm looking for food, do you have any?"

"Hmm, ah, yes my grand picnic is today! You can eat there lass!"

"Oh thank yo—.... what are you and who are you?"

"I'm Salad Fingers!, And you lass?"

"........ Y/N......"

"Y/N, what a lovely name!"

"Thank you Mr. Fingers!"

"Heh!"

The end