Ghetto Santa

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    The snow was falling on Christmas Eve, and he heard some bells in the distance. So we all grabbed our flashlights and ran to our hiding spot in the living room. We had walky-talkies to talk to each other without having to yell. We had sleeping bags and a Santa Clause trap- fake cookies.

    Someone Walky-talkied me and asked me how Santa Clause could get in the house if we had a cap on the chimney. The doors were locked and so were all the windows. So I grabbed a sling-shot and aimed for the lock. It only took me five tries to get it right.

    Five minutes passed so I tried to walky-talky everyone around the house, but they all had fallen asleep. I quietly ran to the back door to wake up the two kids back there qnd told them to wake everyone else. By the time I got back to the front door, the bells seemed to be on top of the roof. I gave the signal to light the fire and open the cap so that we didn't die of carbon monixide poison or lung failure or something like that...

    There was a huge thump outside my window. He's here. I readied my sling-shot and aimed for the door. Everyone stopped breathing. No one moved the slightest muscle.

    Santa Clause walked in the house wearing a camouflaged suit, followed by beep-boxing elves. The elves did a 'Gregory ninja move' and jumped back out the door. They then started vandalizing my yard.

    Santa Clause went for the cookies. I took out my camera and taped Santa and the elves. With my signal, everyone jumped out and scared him Not Today Fake Santa Clause!  Epic End xD

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   Ok, 'Gregory ninja move'... Just think something outrageous and crazy because that is how Greg is //Remember 3 stories ago in the A/N about the blowpop.. Yepp\\ Annyyywayyys, hope you enjoyed ^-^

//U-NITY!

  I Lush You <3

    ~Nicole Vanity *MasterSenpai*

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