oo. BY YOUR SIDE.
by your side is where i wanna
spend the rest of my days!
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hexgiris ❪2018❫
discontinued & unedited.
book two: the alien series.
TROUBLE IN TALEM PARADISE— addressing the rumors! That Bitch™ February 15, 2020 2:03AM
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( Tom Holland, left. Salem Ambrosia, right. )
IS THERE TROUBLE BREWING IN TOM AND SALEM'S RELATIONSHIP?
No. The answer is no. Tom and Salem are unbothered and absolutely killing it. I don't know why anyone would believe rumors that My Boys™ are having relationship problems but apparently they do and so That Bitch™ is here to clear that shit up!
YES, THEY ARGUED!
One reason people thought that Tom and Salem were having problems was because they were photos of the boys arguing in a park during their Gaylentines Dicknic Date. But it was a sort of playful argument. Maybe??? idfk. All I know is they were arguing over where they were gonna take Gus for his upcoming birthday—my incredible godson is turning fourteen, bitches! The argument wasn't super serious just a minor disagreement because The Gay Boys™ only want the best for their son.
YES, I HAVE PERMISSION!
As always, I had permission for Tom and Salem to tell you guys about this. I would never tell their personal business without their consent. I talked to them about the rumors and how they planned to approach them. This post was actually Tom's idea. Both had planned to make posts, telling everyone that the argument wasn't serious and they're doing great but also wanted me to write this to be sure that you Dusty Bitches saw and know that they are still together and happier than ever!
YES, I AM DRUNK! If you wake up to see this post and wonder why the FUCK I wrote this at two in the morning—just know it is because I'm drunk as shit right now. I wasn't gonna write this until later tomorrow (today?!) but my drunk ass decided 2am was the perfect time to write this so here we are.
THAT IS ALL! The gays are happy and you FOLKS don't have anything to worry about it.
— JJ ABRAMS!
comments!
Nolan Freud I want this entire blog deleted just because of the "Gaylentines Dicknic Date" part pls n thnx 💭 replies 💭 That Bitch™ no
Tom Holland drunk you types and spells really well 💭 replies 💭 That Bitch™ thanks, dad #1 salem amBROsia why is he #1😤 Tom Holland cause im better than you salem amBROsia we're thROUGH
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【 NOTE!】 ❨6.02.18 ❩ i forgot what this chapter was originally gonna be so uh enjoy this also im about to repost my showcase book so if you wanna see my cover themes, filters, manips and all that watch out for that book and check it out thnx
