Ninjago Headcanons

Kai's Sexuality

Okie dokers! Before I start;
1) If y'all have ANY unwarranted (homo/transphobic, or of the like) opinions on this particular topic, please do NOT share them in a way that is rude (basically, all of the ways).
2) Disagreeing with me does not fall under such comments, as long as said opinions are expressed in a respectful manner.
TO THE WRITIN!

AIGHT! 
So my boi Kai. It's clear that I ship Kai with some (most/all of the) dudes. But I think that he isn't only GAY, oh no. (I don't really know how to put it other than that. I need more complete education on the topic, please help!)
I mean, he ain't straight, that's a given. I mean, that HAIR. And the way he talks to LLOYD. Like, honey, come out, please. Your friends will nuke all the haters. (I totally get his fear, though. As a bicurious kiddo myself, it isn't an uncommon thought to disgrace my brain. In fact, it isn't an irrational worry at all. I should just quit going on about this before my anxiety goes bonkers and I can't leave my room or let go of Long Boi for a week.)
Ninjago is aired on a "family-friendly" network. (I don't really see how homosexuality and gender identity aren't considered "family- friendly" already, but progress is being made. ENID (le character o dah year in my book) OF OK KO IS BISEXUAL ITS CANON AND I LOVE IT TOO MUCH AND STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A HUB FOR ALL OF THE  GAY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH IM DYING HELP)
I suppose that the creators of Ninjago were scared of being discontinued if they added a LGBTQA+ character to the mix. Demographics, and all that. But I don't think that anybody would be too surprised if Kai were to come out as bi/pansexual.
Just in case you're confused, bisexuals are sexually/romantically attracted to both males and females, and pansexuals are sexually/romantically attracted to people of all gender identities.
He's a huge flirt with girls, but has been shown being 😏 towards other characters of the same sex throughout the series. I might just be interpreting it differently, but I don't really know. Art is in the eye of the beholder, right? Sadly, because of previously mentioned "demographics" set for this show, (aka BULLLLLSHIT) there have been no trans/non-binary/genderfluid/other non-confirmative gender identities represented in the show thus far. But that doesn't mean pansexuality is out of the picture. We just don't really know. But that's the whole point of a headcanon, isn't it?
So! I think that Kai is/has
1) Bi/Pansexual as HELL
2) Real open-minded about himself and others, but that took time
3) A guy, but open to wearing le fancies of both genders for fun
4) Probably abused for his sexuality in shitholes mentioned in the first thing
5) Real shy about it as a consequence, but coming to terms with everything
6) KAI MY BRO OH NO PLEASE BE OK
7) Nya probably doesn't know for sure, but has... guesses. She's really smart, and probably has a secret flow chart for how SUPER RAINBOW her brother is
8) A total sex god to all genders
9) Slight (incredibly serious) self esteem issues, but he's trying to cope
10) Can seem like an ass, but he's just unsure about everything/ his egotistical side could just be his way to telling himself he's worth it and valuable (I do that sometimes) (tbh all the time)
11) Probably has a VERY unhealthy mindset, but we'll get to that later. (I need SOMETHING to write about in the future, and favorite fruits or something just ain't gonna cover it.)

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