3 am | tom holland (HIATUS)

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jules
high
i mean hi

spiderman
uh hi

jules
so, i was the one who
drunk dialed you last night
and i'm sorry

spiderman
it's okay
it was quite entertaining

jules
i'm really sorry if i
bothered u at an ungodly hour
i swear i'll drink more responsibly

spiderman
no it's fine
yeah u should
but it's fine when you called
my calltime's 5 so it kinda helped

jules
wait your calltime is 5
in the morning??
what do you even do??

spiderman
i'm an actor haha

jules
that's cool
i love movies
and series
and theatre

spiderman
uh thanks i guess

jules
i know this is a bit weird
but do i know you
from somewhere

spiderman
ah my name's tom
tom holland
idk if you're familiar with me

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binches

valenthighs
guYS
gUYS
GAYS

woodchuckwood
i'm not even gay but waddup

mendrizzlemywizzle
lemme guess
there's a hot guy/girl
and u can't come near to him bc ur famous
i gotchu fam

valenthighs
god i wish there was a hot guy/girl
but nO
guess who i drunk dialed

woodchuckwood
john boyega?
tom hiddleston?
benedict cumberbatch?
harry styles?

mendrizzlemywizzle
a random 27 year old
white guy who likes football
and lives with his mom

woodchuckwood
anikka wtf

mendrizzlemywizzle
let's be realistic here

valenthighs
anikka don't ruin my dreams

maxipad
it was tom holland amirite

valenthighs
hOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW
DID HE TEXT YOU

maxipad
no
remember when u
gave me ur phone bc u
don't wanna drunk dial someone

valenthighs
oh yeah that was the night where harrison tore his pants
that was hilarious

maxipad
yeah that was fucking iconic
so harrison used ur phone
and saved his and tom's number
and tom's name is spiderman
and harrison's spiderslave
and u never noticed bc u
have a lot of contacts

valenthighs
*booty calls

mendrizzlemywizzle
don't even try jules

woodchuckwood
why would you do it to him and not do it to me

maxipad
do u get drunk easily and give ur phone to me?
no.

valenthighs
god i feel embarrassed
can i go back to my mom's womb

maxipad
does he know ur name?

valenthighs
oh shoot i left him on read

woodchuckwood
jules

mendrizzlemywizzle
JULeS

maxipad
who even says shoot but
jULES

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jules
hi
so sorry about that
yeah i know you from spiderman

spiderman
how did you get my number?

jules
so your friend, harrison
and my friend max are friends
and we were out in la one night then

spiderman
they hooked up?

jules
how would i get your
number if they hooked up ???
so i gave max my phone bc i don't wanna drunkenly contact my ex
or post something
and then harrison needed
to use it bc his phone is dead
so he called u
then he saved ur and
his number on his phone
as spiderman and spiderslave

spiderman
was this the night when
harrison tore his pants
that shit was funny

jules
yeah i was there when it happened
i was a teeny bit drunk but
i can remember the look on his face

spiderman
i remember when i picked him up i couldn't stop laughing
wait if u were there
you're julian? or jules?

jules
im julian from madagascar
jk
i'm jules

spiderman
U SANG STITCHES
AND TREAT YOU BETTER

jules
yep that's me