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julesvalentine

whats up i'm jules i'm 20 and i never learned how to button my shirt

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maxmillanrowe

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user1
daddy
all replies
julesvalentine
do i look like your daddy?

user2
jules back at it again with the vine references

audreylockwood
julesvalentine wtf

julesvalentine
shush and let me be audreylockwood

anikkamendrez
good to know ur still sane

anikkamendrez
knowing what you did last night

julesvalentine
shhhhh anikkamendrez

user3
i bet my ass he got shitfaced drunk again lmao

user4
when's the new album

maxmillanrowe
pretty sure he did user3

user5
why so handsome

user6
MY LOVE

___

Binches

(valenthighs, mendrizzlemywizzle, maxipad, woodchuckwood)

valenthighs
lmao what did i do last night

mendrizzlemywizzle
do u even wanna know

valenthighs
isn't that why i asked??
god anikka, is this what
online college does to you

mendrizzlemywizzle
okay fine

maxipad
who the fuck named me

woodchuckwood
ur mom duh

mendrizzlemywizzle
i took you back to your place
i settled into the guest room
and when i came to check on you at 11pm ish
u were talking to someone on the phone so i thought that ur sober
but u started singing fabulous from hsm

maxipad
holy shit jules
ur drunk at 11 pm

mendrizzlemywizzle
i know right???
what a lightweight

valenthighs
uM EXCUSE ME
i'm still here

woodchuckwood
drunk emotional mess jules is the best jules ngl

mendrizzlemywizzle
so in conclusion, jules drunk dialed someone

valenthighs
is it one of my exes

woodchuckwood
jules, the only ex u have on your phone is aiden
you deleted marie's number

valenthighs
what about u

woodchuckwood
we were barely dating

mendrizzlemywizzle
tru
u were both a wreck

maxipad
and we were in high school oh my god
the days

mendrizzlemywizzle
lmao remember when u guys would put
#relationshipgoals in every post wtf

Maxipad
iM WHEEZING

valenthighs
cAN U JUST TELL ME
WHO I DRUNK DIALLED
last night

woodchuckwood
lmao remember when jules temporarily dyed is hair blonde for prom
what a fucking mess

mendrizzlemywizzle
okay so u drunk dialed a british number

valenthighs
ah great
my phone bill is higher
than snoop dogg

mendrizzlemywizzle
jules ur a grammy nominated artist
god i wish my grades were higher than snoop dogg

valenthighs
yeah and

woodchuckwood
how do u even drunk dial a british number ???
and whose number is it ????

mendrizzlemywizzle
it says spiderman

maxipad
hOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD

valenthighs
please tell me it's keiynan lonsdale
i swear i'm going to
flush myself in the toilet

mendrizzlemywizzle
keiynan lonsdale isn't even british
and would his name be spiderman

valenthighs
but what if he keeps a
british number amirite
drunk people do weird
things anikka

woodchuckwood
why did i even date u
i stg ur a secret hoe

valenthighs
takes one to know one, audrielle

woodchuckwood
that's not even my name

mendrizzlemywizzle
how about u apologize to that brit
not ur ex
the one u drunk dialed at 3 am

valenthighs
okay
i'll apologize to him

woodchuckwood
there it is
our canadian bisexual mess

maxipad
i fOUND IT

valenthighsmAXMILLAN THEODORE ROWEWHY WOULD U EVEN

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valenthighs
mAXMILLAN THEODORE ROWE
WHY WOULD U EVEN

woodchuckwood
hOLY SHIT
my morning has been blessed

mendrizzlemywizzle
it's not even blond
it's fucking yellow

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