The Mookism Bibble: Wattpad Version

The Beginning

"The Lord Mook has always been there and will be there even if there is no there."

-Psalman chapter 2 verse 4

This book is the holy chronicles of the lord Mook, from his own mouth and the mouths of his humble followers.

THE PROPHECIES OF THE OLD TIMES

Book 1: Mookenises

Chapter 1

""1: In the beginning, there was Mook. Mook is a kind soul who wants only what is right to be in his personal presence. He has existed for as long as he wanted to exist. But one day, the good God got bored, he thought to himself, "My creation of Myself is good, But I can't entertain Myself all the time, what shall a good, humble God like Myself do?" And at the moment the good God above had his idea.""

""2: "Now I shall create something, a place for me to live." And as he spoke it happened, the good God created Mookvana, his castle, his kingdom, and his state of mind, for it is not only a place, not only an achievable lifestyle, but a state of mind. His kingdom was truly one of glory, for if he had only made the kingdom it would have been enough.""

Notes: These first two passages say so much about our good god above. His power is demonstrated in His creation of Himself and his way of speaking is powerful and demanding. It is interesting to think that His power is truly so great. As He speaks his creation unfolds, as he says the universe around him does. What power comes from our God.

Also Its interesting to think that his mind set is also his kingdom, In the false religion of Christianity Heaven is a separate entity from God, but in Mookism not only is his way of thinking Mookvana but heaven is Mookvana. So a question is raised, how? I think in my years of study of the holy text that this is possible because it is my personal belief that we are all creations inside of his head. He is like the Christian God in the sense that he created the universe, but Mook did not make it physical. We are all fictions that have been created by Mook to see what would happen. We are not real, at least not yet. We are more of a trial run to see what would happen. It is also my belief that we will have a rapture type event in our existence because those who are true to Mook in this life will come back in the real physical world.

""3:"Now," he said. "I will create beings that are perfect in all of their ways and will live here and achieve the peace I have." And as he spoke it happened. A race of beings and were near perfect. Mook gave them free will and the wisdom of knowing who they were and their purpose. If Mook had created the beings and let them live with him it would have been enough.""

Notes: Mook created the beings to be what we would call angels. He had no intention of creating mankind. Our being was a last minute decision due to uprisings from the beings. The beings are indeed physical and do exist so that means that Mook did not have any idea that they would betray Him. Their betrayal is why we are not yet real.

""4: One of the beings known as Mega-Arch-Paladin Danny De Vito, thought to himself "Ay maybe I'm as good as this Mook guy uh." Danny was going through his gangsta phase. He got ¼ of the beings to fight alongside him to take over Mookvana. Mook saw what Danny did, and he was displeased. "I gave you everything you could have ever wanted and you ruined it, I send you to the icy pits of Not-Mookvana." And so, the Mega-Arch-Paladin was sent to the icy pits of Not-Mookvana, and not seen again. If the great good God Mook just banished Danny to the icy pits along with his Shaemens, and let the creatures live in his kingdom it would have been enough.""

Notes: Danny De Vito is what most people would call Satan in our religion, this is a turn off for most people but it really makes sense, Danny for Mook is almost like a nightmare. He is real but since we are all in Mooks head head Danny is clearly powerful. Danny influinces our lives by trying to steer us away from Mookism and towards "Traditional beliefs" and our more modern "Radical" ideas. Which will all be shown later in the chapter.