American Pie Fanfic

Women

The title was supposed to be 'WoMEN'

Rose and the guys are finishing up breakfast at her house, she ate some toast and eggs while they had hot dogs and eggs. She spoke a bit about females until Kevin had spoke. 

"Now, the sex -- it's got to be valid, consensual sex. No funny stuff. And no prostitutes, if you were thinking about that, Finch." The group looked over at Finch who gives a wistful "Who, me?" making Rose laugh a bit 

"So, I'm thinking about what Rosaline had said earlier about prom, prom is basically our last big chance." 

"Dude, prom sucks." Oz complained. Rosaline pointed her fork at him, "Prom does not suck! They have great food and the after party includes beer!" 

Oz chuckles a bit as he continued eating, "Yeah Prom still sucks"

  Kevin then continued to speak "I know that prom sucks, but think about it -- At the parties that night. Chicks are gonna want to do it!" Kevin smiles confidently. 

"Okay, now that part is true" Rosaline replies while flinging a piece of egg at Oz who threw a hot dog at her. "Ooh! My favorite thing in the world!" She looks straight at him, the guys watching her, she then slowly puts the hotdog in her mouth. 

"So wiener is your favorite thing?"  Oz questions while smirking, Rosaline choked while she tried not to laugh. She managed to swallow the hotdog, "Dammit Oz! I was trying to be sexy!" She laughs while taking a drink of orange juice from her glass. 

"Anyways, the prom thing is like tradition isn't it?" Jim questions as he looked at Kevin, trying not to look at Rose. 

"Right that gives us..." Kevin was then interrupted by Rosaline "Exactly three weeks to the day" 

"Alright then, it's official" Kevin looks around and asks "Any questions?" 

Jim raises his hand, "Yes Jim" Kevin says waiting for his question. "Okay, so when is Rosaline over here going to tell us about women?" Jim asks while slowly looking over at rose. 

"I already told you guys a bit of what I know!" She complained "Plus I only said that so you'd give me your shirt, so I could cover up the girls" Rose says while pointing at her tits before getting up and putting her plate in the sink.

"Is that all of the questions?" Kevin asks, there was no answer. He then raises up his pepsi "To the next step!" 

"To the next step" Everyone repeats him. 

During that week the guys would give each other boxes of condoms which Rosaline would laugh about, she mostly hung out with Finch since he didn't really take part in any of it. She then teased Jim about how he signed up for a dating site. 

  EAST GREAT FALLS HIGH - NEAR THE HALL OF FAME - DAY 

Rosaline stood next to Kevin while he tried to talk to his girlfriend Vicky, Vicky ignored him and stormed off. Jessica walked up to them and started whispering stuff to Kevin, talking about how he needs to try harder and actually give Vicky an orgasm. 

Stifler then runs up to them, " Mayheart, Dickhead! You gotta see this." He laughs a bit before running off. Kevin and Rose followed him into the vocal room. 

   The VOCAL JAZZ GROUP is practicing, singing one of those doo-wop, Acapella love songs (i.e. "Love You Like I Do"). Singing with the group is none other than Oz. He's not doing too badly, but mainly he's checking out the various vocal jazz girls. Smiling at them, giving suave little waves. 

Kevin, Stifler, Rose  and Jim take seats in the back of the auditorium, listening.  "This is unexpected..." Jim says breaking their silence. Rose ignored him as she watched Oz, she actually liked the sound of his voice though she felt a pain in her heart when she saw that he was checking out the other chicks. 

Stifler laughs, "What did you cocks do to him? Shit, if Coach Marshall sees this, he'll kick Oz off the team on principle alone." Rose looks over at him with a glare. "I'm about to punch you in the face" She says making him look slightly offended. 

 The song finishes. Oz bounds up to the group. "Hey guys, you came to watch me in action?" He asks grinning. "Yeah, I think you sounded pretty good!" Jim compliments him.

Rose snorted, "He did good but I can do better" She smirks. "I think you need your balls reattached." Stifler laughs. 

Oz glares at him and hushes him through clenched teeth, "Can you keep it down?" 

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Stifler asks with furrowed eyebrows. 

"This place is an untapped resource. Check it out, dude, these vocal jazz girls are hot!" Oz replies while looking over at the Jazz girls. A few of the girls are gathering their stuff, one of whom is Heather-- conservative-looking, cute. Heather looks at Oz with a smile and goes over to him, she starts talking to him with a blush. Rosaline crosses her arms and glares at them.

"Jim hold my coat, I'm going to show Oz here how to really sing" She takes off her Jacket and goes over to the teacher, Oz and Heather staring at her as she did. She talks to the teacher for a moment, the teacher gave her a nod. She smiles and goes over to the stage, she was already a vocal student so the teacher didn't care. The rest of the vocal students sat down and began to watch her.

Heather said her goodbyes to Oz and went over to her group. Oz didn't say anything but sat down to watch Rose, She held a microphone in her hand. She smirks as she turned around, the beat started playing. Rose started singing

"A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,
Darling, it is no joke, this is lycanthropy.
Moon's awake now, with eyes wide open
My body is craving, so feed the hungry " 

 She began dancing as she sang, some people cheering. Stifler smirking as he watched her, he hits Oz's shoulder, "Dude you should make her dance more often" He laughs "She looks smoking hot dancing!" He laughs a bit more earning a glare from Oz. 

  "I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday
Not getting enough retribution or decent incentives to keep me at it
Starting to feel just a little abused like a coffee machine in an office, ah~
So I'm gonna go somewhere closer to get me a lover and tell you about it"

Rosaline winks as she continued dancing, Oz stares at her in amazement. Something in weird happened in his chest, his heart continued to beat a bit faster. He didn't know what he was feeling towards Rose. Rosaline finsihed up the song (Im just lazy to type the rest of the song lol) and walked back over to the group to retreive her jacket. 

"And that's how it's done" She smirks before walking away, leaving Oz who had his mouth agape. 

((So i made up my mind, she's going to get with Oz! :D ~Author-chan))