Porn gets you arrested | Kim Taehyung

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Mood:

You can choose the countries you want to be a tester of and also which regions.

Wow that sounds so cool.

I directly applied for this job but only in South Korean regions, cuz my father wouldn't let me travel to other countries alone.

I clicked 'send'.

I was so fucking excited.

Imagine the next 2 months being just in hotels and testing pools, testing food, testing elevators

testing beds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Even though it is now fucking 3AM I got a response.

Your application has been sent to the main office in New York, you will receive a response the next 3 days.

Damn, that was fast.

How many workers must they have to receive a reply only half an hour after your application?

After a while I was watching some youtube videos again.

I don't know when my life became cosisted of watching youtube videos.

It just happened.

But then something down there began to signalize herself.

My vagina.

Oh well, the life of my vagina.

She feels very unsatisfied and has an unpassionate life, even more than me.

She is always craving for some dicks, so I have to tell her wait just some more.

But then this feeling inside me begins to urge me.

My vagina is telling me to turn on some porn.

And I'm like okay.

I do whatever my vagina tells me to do.

So I was on pornhub again searching for some good porn vids.

'69 with some massaging' well that sounds interesting.

I clicked on it.

I've done 69 the first time with my second boyfriend.

His name was Sik-k. Everyone was calling him sik-k. His real name was Kwon Min Sik.

As I said he was my first one I did 69. My other boyfriend was kinda boring. Our relationship lasted only 2 months, cause I was sick of this vanilla sex.

I needed passion.

And my second boyfriend Sik-k showed me many things.

I loved 69. I love to pleasure a boy and see his reaction, but when someone pleasures you back it is even funnier.

But then he cheated on me.

I caught him

in my bed with my brother.

JK WTF

We were together for 6 months, but after a while he found another girl.

This was I think 1 year ago.

So he left me before he cheated.

Why am I even making this joke.

I think it's late.

Oh it's 4AM.

But wait just lemme watch this porn and then go to sleep.

''Suck my dick you mofckng hoe''

Oh man this dick in this video looks so fucking fine.

His abs and his tanned skin, brown hair, brown eyes.

wait

ISN'T THIS KIM NAMJOON WTF.

I JUST SAW HIS PROFESSIONAL AD WTF IS HE DOING HERE ON MY PORNHUB SIDE.

omg this is awkward.

But I still Namjoyed

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