Porn gets you arrested | Kim Taehyung

Porn loaded: 17% - New job man

Mood:

3 days later

''DADDDDDDD I GOT ACCEPTED FOR THE HOTEL TESTING JOB OMFGG''

I Jumped around our apartment and rolled all over the carpet.

''What? Really? I thought you were just fucking joking around when you said hotel tester.''

My dad is at home. He used to work for YG entertainment as the main video director, but he got sick of this people and payment, so he quit his job and opened his own little restaurant, which is going quite well.

''NO DAD I'M FUCKING NOT JOKING. I'M NOT GONNA STAY AT HOME ANYMORE FOR THIS 2 MONTHS, YEAAAHH''

I screamed like a fucking child through the whole apartment, even our neighbours under our apartment were shouting 'What the fuck'.

''Okay, but be careful and you know I only allow you to test this hotels here in Korea.''

''Yes, Dad, I know.''

''And when does it start?''

''They mentioned that I first have to go to their company in Seoul and get all those informations there''

''Okay that's not that far away from here, be careful''

''Yes, I will''

After that conversation he paid his attention again to the Movie he was watching on his phone.

1 day later

''Hello, Ms. Y/N, you are the new hotel tester as I heard?''

''Hello, Mr. Park, yes I am. I applied a few days ago and got accepted.''

He pointed to the seat which I should take.

''So in your application was written, you would like to limit your working place only to the korean hotels? Would that mean, all the hotels in the entire country?''

''Yes, that's right, only Korea and which region is not important for me.''

Mr. Park wrote down some notes, I felt like I was in middle of a class presentation.

''Okay, that's good, so here's your plan then. Your work will start tomorrow and we expect a detailed review of your experience there with added pictures.''

''Thank you, Mr. Park, I will work hard.''

He gave me a handshake and I left the company. I saw Jay who was waiting for me in front of the company.

''Man that was a long conversation, did you give him a blowjob in there or what''

''Yeah, that's how I get jobs, didn't you know? You should try to bruh''

I winked.

''Nah, sry I would only eat a vagina for my job, u should try bruh''

Jay winked.

''Nah sry, I only suck dicks''

''Try mine gurl, it's tasty as fuck''

He smirked.

''Hahaha boi, I would but u have nothing down there so shut up bitch, ask Hyolyn if she would''

I winked.

Jay and I are friends for 5 years now.

I met him in middle school when I accidently farted on him.

Yeah.

I was talking to my other friend Hyolyn and thought there was no one comming from around the corner, so I had to let out that fart I had in for the whole day.

Little did I know that Jay was standing behind me and I farted directly onto him.

Then he turned around and was like

'Wtf gurl did you just farted on me'.

And I was like 'Ew no, who would fart in school'

Hyolyn was laughing her ass off and I hit her to shut the fuck up.

But the fart was a strong one. Not like my grades. A strong.

At first he was grossed out of me.

Like 90/100 of the school.

But then we talked little more and we were like horny buddies.

But not in the way you think. We were just talking about dirty stuff, some porn, and yeah who we would like to fuck''

Then he told me about his crush on Hyolyn and til today Hyolyn still doesn't know it, cause he told me to shut up and I'm a loyal hoe.

But you know how difficult it is to hold your mouth shut when we 3 are chilling together.

I always have to fart the stress off in the bathroom, cause I have to suppress so much in me that it comes out as a fart.

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I'll get my grades for my finals sooooon omggggggg

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