Watching porn can change your life.
What happens when you watch it too often?
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30 minutes later
"Sir?"
"What do you fucking want"
Omg why are you a fucking cop if you hate your job that much, just go get yourself a sugar mommy and fuck off.
"Do you have cookies or something like that my stomach is craving"
"Shut up"
"I just asked man"
Taehyung sat there and stared at the wall as if he was drawing a pattern on it with his eyes.
"You drawing some tiddies on that wall with your eyes?"
I asked him while I was scratching dried out paint off the wall.
"Yeah kinda"
We don't know each other and it's a little awkward just sitting there while there's another stoned man talking to himself about his last night masturbation.
"Wanna play game?"
"Yeah why not"
"Since we both are porn lovers and know about all those categories and stuff, I give you a word and you have to start a sentence. After that you give me a word and I continue and the story must have a pattern"
"Damn creative boi in here. Okay then gimme a word hehe"
"Cock"
What else would it be then cock first.
"I think your cock doesn't see pussy often. Your word: pussy."
"When my dick is in your pussy, it's not gonna be soft sex. BDSM"
"BDSM is some Christian Grey shit, still the film was lit. Blowjob"
"Do I need a blow dryer, if you give me a blowjob?"
I facepalmed while he was giving himself probs for this joke. Even the stoned man came over and patted him on the shoulder and I sat there like
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"Okay that game is boring"
I heard a familiar voice.
"Y/N I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU, I CAN BE YOUR HERO"
Thank god he could get this much money in such a short time.
Hyolyn stood there too and gave me a death glance.
"Bitch wtf are you doing with your life. Why watching porn when you can fuck all those dicks in your neighborhood"
"Ew I don't like those crusty grandpas legs around my body. Just because you have a grandpa fetish doesn't mean I have it too, just to mention it gurl."
Jay looked grossed out.
"Bitch why tf grandpas, disgusteng vagina"
Hyolyn just winked.
Taehyung still sat there and if I would be rich I would
Not help him.
Seriously, who is he even? What if he is a serial killer and I just helped him getting out of prison.
Trust no one.
Just as we went out of the police station Jay mentioned something.
"Uhm Y/N I- Uh- sry uhm, but I- ha-had to call your dad to get this money, cause I am broke and you know that Hyolyn is in college too so-"
"YOU DID FUCKING WHAT"
"Don't worry I didn't tell him that you are here because of porn, I uhm hehe told him that you stole some candy."
"Omfg are you serious"
I know how my dad is and that he will chop of my head with his long knifes from the kitchen.
