Hi there! Savvy here just to tell you lot something. This book is not like a book with plots and all that googlywizzles so I may not update awhile. If one of you shlarpenhoppers comments rudely or threatens me in ANY WAY I shall come to your house and (installing gagsta voice) TAKE YA FACE BROSIFIUSENSTIEN!! Got it? Now that that's over with I shall making thy smile.
Retarded Pick-up lines
#1 Baby you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only Ten I See!
#2 Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you came down from heaven.
#3 Are you a thief? Because Baby you just Stole. My. Heart!
#4 (From Planes) Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because your the bomb!
#5 Baby if you were a booger, I would pick you first!
#6 Ma'am Im gonna have to arrest you, for being so criminally sexy!
#7 Baby you got a BoyFriend? Well now you do!
#8 (To the science lady) I have something you can evaluate. Its inside my pants! (Lady could say: Want me to bring my magnifying glass or my microscope?)
#9 Is it hot in here or is it just you?
And Finally
#10 Baby your so hot if I were a blind snake I would be able to see you clearly! (Snakes see heat not color and such. Incase you didnt understand)
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Random Thoughts Of Randomness By SavvyRivers123.
RandomRandom thoughts or jokes or just things that come to my mind. To make all of you laugh and make you all happy. Also to ask one thing (Gives serious look) Can I Use Your Bathroom? Oh okay.................(Lip Quivers) Lol-Savvy out brotha!!!!!
