The Most Unhelpful Chat Ever

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today at 5:47 pm

toni added veronica, josie, val, and melody to the group

toni named the group "help i'm homosexual"

GUYS

guys

today at 6:02 pm

it's been twenty minutes where are YOU

woc solidarity? riverdale doesn't know her

josie: i don't know if you remember this toni, but we all have pussycats' practice

val: a group which you refuse to join

val: so you really can't complain

melody: leave toni alone you know that bitch has crippling stage fright

melody: leave toni alone you know that bitch has crippling stage fright

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mel is the only REAL BITCH in this joint

veronica: what the fuck did i miss i was taking a shit

i'm having a gay crisis and these hoes are all being Wildly Unhelpful™

val:

veronica: wow and during pride month? RUDE

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veronica: wow and during pride month? RUDE

melody: yeah val sorry but you know it's illegal to partake in heterosexuality during pride month

melody: next time you will be immediately reported to the FBI

josie: see ya in july valerie!!!

josie has kicked valerie out of the group

melody: sorry this chat is now a gays only event

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