1. Thous shalt play trumpet
2. Thou shalt listen to jazz
3. Thou shalt watch John Cena
4. Thou Shalt appreciate fallen memes
5. Thou shalt wear broken shades
6. Thou shalt not make communist jokes
7. Thou shalt worship thy lord and saviour ken thrice a day
8. Thou shalt jailbreak thy phone
9. Thou shalt pirate all media
10. Thou shalt use Ifunny for all thy memeage
11. Thou shalt get gud scrub
12. Thou shalt lay down thy life for thy lord and savior Ken
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The Holy Book of Ken
Non-FictionBefore anything was, Ken was. Then there was trumpets, and on the seventh day there was memes. And the world asked "What are memes?", and Ken said you don't exist yet politely STFU. Thus Ken created humans and the world as we know it.
