It was only after he had crafted these Kentents that our God Ken realized he had a problem. He had no messiah with whom to share his knowledge, no Prophet to spread his holy word. It was on the 69th day of our world that Ken decided to craft one himself. From the melted remnants of trumpets and the cast aside pieces of pirated technology, Ken created his Holy Redeemer, the King of Kings, and Lord of Lords, The Great Prophet Kennito. Ken granted Kennito his knowledge and likeness, along with a pirated hard drive containing his 11 Kenents. And Ken said, "Go forth my son, seek adventure in the great wide somewhere. Befriend all you encounter, learn all you can, and save humanity". Thus Kennito went forth and sought adventure in the great wide somewhere, befriending all he encountered, learning all he could, and saving humanity".
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The Holy Book of Ken
Non-FictionBefore anything was, Ken was. Then there was trumpets, and on the seventh day there was memes. And the world asked "What are memes?", and Ken said you don't exist yet politely STFU. Thus Ken created humans and the world as we know it.
