It was 420 days since Kennito had recovered the Holy Hard Drive and he found himself stranded on the streets of the Holy State: New Orleansia. He wandered into a bar and bought a 5 liter bottle of Holy Water and took an enthusiastic drink. He spat out the bland tasting liquid with disgust. "You must do better than that", he exclaimed. With a wave of his hand and a shake of the Holy Hard Drive, Kennito carbonated, flavored, and renamed the Holy Water. "I now pronounce this beverage, MOUNTAIN DEW!!!"
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The Holy Book of Ken
Non-FictionBefore anything was, Ken was. Then there was trumpets, and on the seventh day there was memes. And the world asked "What are memes?", and Ken said you don't exist yet politely STFU. Thus Ken created humans and the world as we know it.
