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Ask:Elsa,do you have any exs

Elsa:Yes,I have 10 ex-boyfriends!Half were good and half were bad.My first one went to a party with me and then a moment later I saw him making out with another girl.Then carried her up and then had blank with her.He was so nasty!
Anna:Ew,why would you make out with this guy,he is like no good for you Elsa!I told you not to make out with this guy because I don't trust him being with you.
Jack:Wow!This guy is horrible!What is his name?
Elsa:Mike Gonzelaz.
Jack:If he ever comes to our house,I swear I'm gonna beat the crap out him cause he is a @%*$
**keeps on cursing for 10 minutes**
Elsa:Babe,we get it!You can beat the crap outta of this guy when you see him.Just don't curse for no reason.
Jack:Whatever.
**door knocking,Jack opens the door**
Mike:Hi,Can I see Elsa?
Jack:Sure but make it quick.
Jack:ELSA!!A RANDOM GUY WANTS TO SEE YOU FOR NO REASON!
Elsa:Hi,um...who are you?
Mike:Elsa!Is that you?Its me your ex-boyfriend Mike!
Elsa:GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike:Why?
Elsa:Cause I'm married with 2 boys and 1 girl.My husband is better than you cause he would never cheat off on me like you.
Jack:**comes near Elsa**whats wrong babe?
Mike:Who's he?
Elsa:My husband that I married because he is the best!
Jack:What are you doing here!You are the ex if Elsa!Im gonna do something hard to you b***h!**stars beating up mike**
Mike:Ow!!!!I will leave her alone!
Jelsa:GET OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!OR ELSE!
Mike:AHHHH!!!!!**starts running away**
Elsa:I hate him.
Jack:**starts to hold Elsa and kisses her**you're mine!
Elsa:Hmmm!Me too!

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