Mary:Hey!I haven't updated becasue I had to be admitted to the mental institution but I'm back and I've gotten a few dares.So let's get started!
Jack:Pfft.....you were at a hospital what are you?A Pycho!!!
Mary:*pulls out ninja blade and throws it at Jack's chest*
Jack:*falls over but comes back again becasue HES A IMMORTAL SNOW ASS!!!* You're lucky you're my friend.
Mary:Okay so let's get this over with.The first dare comes from @av3mae358 and the date says I dare Elsa&Eugene to prank Jack.
Elsa and Eugene:*smirking* sweeeeet
Eugene:Okay I'll go to the bathroom.
Elsa:And I'll get a cup. *gives Eugene the cup*
Eugene:Splended!!!
*10 minutes later*
Jack:I'm just gonna sit down on the couch and read a book. *reads Carrie*
Eugene&Elsa:Hey Jack!
Jack:Hey what do you guys want??
Eugene:Since after all your hard work of giving children to believe in you and to make them suffer since you're a douchebag,we give you ice cold water!!!
Elsa:Yup Bruh!!
Jack:Oh thanks guys and btw those kids love me *takes water and takes a sip* uhh this tastes funny,where did you get this
Eugene:*snickering* continue drinking
Jack:meh alright *drinks water* no but seriously where did you get this
Elsa:from the tiolet
Jack:WHAT THE FUCK *shoves hand in throat and barfs and runs around screaming* EWWWWWW FUCK YOU GUYS FUCK YOUR MOM FUCK YOUR DILDO FUCK YOUR DAD FUCK YOUR TIOLET FUCK YOUR SHIT AND FUCK YOUR WATER YA DUMBASS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *walks away screaming*
Eugene and Elsa:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary:Well that hilarious!!!!
Note:I did this to my brother and he was pissed(get it cuz of the tiolet joke hehe)
Mary:anyways assholes the next dare is from @EllaFrost_Hufflepuff: i dare Jelsa to share everything(apart from their clothes)4 da whole day and I are Elsa to ask Jack if he's claustrophobic and if he says yes trap him in a small room but if he says no then swim in a pool together
Mary:Yo Jack and the Else!!!!You gotta share everything soooooooo..
Merida:I TAKE JACK'S MONEY!!!!!!!
Jack:*still pissed* DUDE THATS MINE YA DIPSHIT!!!!!
Merida:Well the dare said for you and your wife to share everything!!!
Jack:ugh fine
Merida:Thank you *takes 500 euros*
Note:they're European
Jack:fml
Elsa:Well hahaha to you *moves butt in a dance form*
Mary:Uhh dude the dare said you have to share too!
Elsa:*stops dance* WHAAAAAAT!!!!!!!
Rupenzel:YAAAAAAAAAASSSS *takes Elsa's makeup*
Elsa:I don't mind sharing my makeup with punzie after all we're girls!!
Rupunzel:nice eyeliner
Elsa:thanks Bruh
Hiccup:*takes elsa's lipstick* this is a nice shade
