Apocalyptic Mysteries

Sneaky Talky Stuff

Sneaky Talky Stuff

"But... you're dead! I saw you die!" Riley said.

"Yeah, I guess you did. But, I am alive right now! After all, if I was dead, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET MAD AT YOU TWO FOR MOVING SO FAR AWAY!" Lorina said, "Seriously! How'd you guys get from South Dakota to South Carolina so quickly? I last saw Riley in December. It's January! How would you be able to walk that far so quickly? I mean, I guess you could drive, but still."

"It IS you!" Riley started grinning widely, "And sorry about the move. We kinda got teleported here."

"By me!" Lina piped up.

Snow hugged Lorina, "Yes! We can finally be crazy people together again!"

Lorina turned her head to Lina, "Ah, weird magic by you brought them here."

Lina bowed, "Yes, indeed."

"So, what have I missed?" Lorina asked after getting out of Snow's hug.

"Well, Snow and I met, albeit in an... odd way," Riley said, "And we met this huge group."

"Cool! Oh! I found that my parents are alive!" Lorina said.

"Really? Was... there anyone else with them?" Riley asked.

"Yeah, actually! I saw your brother with them," Lorina said.

"Yo, sorry to be the downer here, but how do we know this is the real Lorina? If you saw her die, then this could be some weird spirit illusion thingy," Eri said.

"She knew I had a brother without me even telling her," Riley said.

"So? This person could be a stalker or something!" Eri said. "Say stuff about Snow and Riley only Lorina would know."

"Snow dug a ten feet hole when he was ten because he thought he could go to Japan if he dug far enough," Lorina said.

"That is, admittedly, true," Snow said.

"And Riley said 'putang ina mo' to her Filipino friend's mom because her friend told her it meant 'nice to meet you,'" Lorina said.

"Yeah, that was... awkward," Riley said.

"What's that mean?" Lina asked.

"It's basically cursing," Eri said.

"So, it is the real me!" Lorina said.

"Okay. She sounds trustworthy for the most part," Lina said.

"She IS trustworthy," Snow said.

"Okay, she IS trustworthy," Lina corrected herself.

"Awesome! It's sooooo great to see you guys again! So, who is everyone here?" Lorina asked.

Eri pointed out the faces and names of everyone in the group.

"That's a lot of people..." Lorina said.

"Yeah. I have a list of everyone here. We have like thirty something people," Eri said, "Also, stay clear of Rabbit. You may not be a target of his affection, but it's painful to even interact with him."

"Thanks for the heads up," Lorina said.

"Hey, Lorina, how did you get here so quickly from South Dakota? You pointed out how we couldn't have used walking, so what transportation did you use?" Riley asked.

"You would not believe it, but I think I found some sort of space-time-hole thingy. I tried to steer clear of it, but I fell in it, and I ended up somewhere in Tennessee. I guess I felt some sort of connection to where you guys were, so I stole a bus and drove it here," Lorina explained.