Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

Will u never understand!?

Equstrian: *leads crazy horse into pasture*

Horse:*rearing, prancing, and kicking, soon steps on equestrians foot*

Equestrian: "hey! Sassy!" *puts horse back in pasture, takes bridle off, and closed pasture door calmly* "ahhhhhhh!!!!! My toe broke!!! Screech!" *dies*

Non equestrian: "dude... u were fine a second ago"

Equestrian: "yes but the horse needed taking care of... priorities!!!"