Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

stepped on

Non equestrian: *steps on equestrians toe* "omg I am sooo sorry! I just killed your new boots!!!"

Equestrian: *brushing horse* "lol it's fine"

*horse steps on toe*

Non equestrian: *le gasp!*

Equestrian: "oh, I have a broken toe now. Alrighty then."