Equestrian and non equestrian at the barn

lunging the good one

Non equestrian: "so I just point this stick at him and he moves?"

Equestrian: "well yea, thats kinda right... he knows what u mean. It's harder with other horses though."

Non equestrian: "ok but what are those two things on the fence?"

Equestrian: "lead rope, lunge line, shaker bottle."

Non equestrian: "ohhh... I thought they were a leash, a long leash, and a dirty water bottle."

Non equestrian: *shakes shaker bottle*

Equestrian: *watches horse bolt calmly*

Non equestrian: "Ahhh! He's going to run me over!!!"

Equestrian: "just... calm down."