a Fucked Up Camp for Fucked Up Kids [ pjo fanfic ]

{{{ Chapter 3 }}}

The school is heated, because of the snowy weather. I took off my thin fabric hoodie and tied it around my waist.

There was a gathering of children in the hall of the three story boarding school. This must've been the first day. " I live in a forest, TK. " I says. " I have no currency. I can't pay for a boarding school! "

TK laughed. " This is run by the Greek and Roman gods, they can summon their own money if they please. Money literally means nothing to them. "

" Ok, but I have another question. " I said. " If Zeus is here... Won't he have an affair with every student here? Like, that is what he's notorious for. "

" He won't. We made him go into a mortal form each year, we'd kill him if he did. Well, not kill him, but we did threaten that we would, and he doesn't trust that we're bluffing. " TK said, grinning.

" Well, that's good. " LiLi said.

" So how many times have you two been here? " Gryffin asked, not smiling, but having a polite-ish tone.

I tightened my messy green pigtails.

" Me and Li? We're second years. I was fourteen and LiLi was eleven. There is no specific age for this. " TK answered.

" So, I'm your age? I'm fifteen. " I asked.

" Yeah, I guess. "

" Am I the youngest here? " LiLi asked.

" Yeah. I'm thirteen. " Gryffin confessed.

" Wow, ha! You're both shorter than me! " LiLi sneered.

" Ugh, by two or three inches! " I growled. I never really cared about height though, and would rather be small than big, in all honesty, but I get competitive usually.

TK escorted them to the hall of Demigods and Monsters. " By the way, " he said. " I'm the son of Styx, but I'm also half Changeling. Which makes none of us remotely human except for LiLi. She's just a demigod. "

" I can tell. She looks like a human. " I growled.

" Is that supposed to be an insult, you little- "

Zeus, who is a mortal man that looks suspiciously like white Jesus, speaks up. Everyone goes silent. " Ahem, mortals and monsters. This is the 100th year of Jupiter School for Demigods and Monsters. A special occasion, there is the most recruited Demigods and Monsters since the 50th anniversary. If you are new here, we welcome you with open arms. "

I whisper to TK, " that doesn't sound like a very... Zeus thing to say. "

TK whispers back. " He's reading from his arm and hand. See? " He pointed towards Zeus, who had the slightest downward expression and his arms were crossed. I laughed quietly.

" In this school, you will be taking class from each God or Goddess. " Zeus said. " You're schedule is:
Blacksmithing with Hephaestus and Vulcan at 7:00-8:00,
Make-up with Venus and Aphrodite at 8:30-9:00,
Shadow Travel with Hades and Pluto at 9:15-10:15,
Lunch at 10:20-10:45,
Swimming with Poseidon at 11:00-12:00,
Neptune and the Naiads 12:30-1:00,
Tree climbing with Demeter and the Dryads at 1:15-2:00,
Education on Underworld Punishments with Styx, Hades, and Pluto at 2:15-3:30,
Sword fighting with Bellona, Ares, and Mars at 4:00-4:30,
Greek History with Athena and Minerva at 5:00-5:30,
Archery with Artemis and Diana at 5:40-6:40
Free time for the rest of the day. " Zeus says.

Gryffin raised her hand.

" Yes, Ms. McKyler? " Zeus said.

" What if we don't remember the schedule? Can we have pamphlets? "

" Excellent question, McKyler! " Zeus boomed. He probably had the answer prewritten. " We do! They are right over there! " He wildy gestured to a shelf with about three tall stacks of pamphlets. Everyone ran and got one.

" The dorms are on the second floor. It's not separated from boys and girls, but separated from your godly parent or species. " Zeus informed. " Now, everyone feast in the lunchroom! "

The crowd dispersed.