"I thought jersey accents were a joke wtf is this"
"They aren't Everfly"
"Well I know that now but what the actual heck"
"Why do some places have no accent and some places have stressed accents"
"That's a very good question"
"Which I cannot answer"
"Something to do with constant migration and blah blah blah"
"Is that the scientific wording or??"
"Why am I almost dating you?"
"Because you haven't asked me to go out with you yet"
"Touche"
"What are you doing Brucie-kins"
"Talking to the cutest person in the world"
"And sitting in a meeting"
"Awww Brucie"
"You should probably listen to the meeting leader or whatever"
"It's just a boring debrief about someone else's mistake that they don't want any of us to repeat"
"Ew"
"Sounds lame"
"It is lame Everfly"
"I on the other hand am locking myself in the bathroom to avoid my brother"
"He can't be that annoying"
"Oh believe me he is"
"Bruce"
"Brruuuuuucceeeee"
"BRUCCIIIIEEEEEE KINNNNNSSSS"
"ARE YOU ALIVE"
"Whoever this is please avoid correspondence with Banner during debrief, thank you- SR"
"Oh jeez, didn't mean to get Bruce in trouble"
"One day and 11 hours"
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Soft Sounds // Bruce Banner
FanfictionA woman with PTSD and anxiety. A man with anger management. Yet it is not a recipe for disaster. (First Book In The Phonebook Series)
