My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
I'm a businessman. I work in orifices, got any openings?
"Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
I heard you got a boyfriend,
but girl don't try & pretend,
like you don't want this dick all the way in.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Let's have sex inside my car.
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there!
You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane wth this dick soon.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you
Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear
Can I park my car in your garage? It's pretty big, but it doesn't leak.
Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cause I put the D in Raw
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Well spread my cheeks and call me cell bitch;' you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!
What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Will you allow me to give you the 'D' later?
Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"
"If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you."
I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face.
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts
Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth
I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight!
Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.
