"I'm too lazy to actually write a proper chapter!" I, the author, scream.
"But mom I need to keep being an important character!" Cried Stormpawkit.
"But mom I need to be the most important clan ever!" Cried the rest of ThunderClan.
"And we're just edgy!!2(2!2;11!!!!" Screeches ShadowClan.
"Oh no!" Says Stormpawkit, as someone tries to kill her for the millionth time.
"Oh yay!" Says Stormpawkit, being saved by some unknown background character. "Time to go make out with my hot boyfriend and do nothing all day. Ta-ta!" She sings, running off with Icefloof.
I sit here through all of this, doing literally nothing except making it rain red juice.
"It's raining blood!" EdgyEvilClan cries out, running for their lives.
Rainsong collapsed dramatically on the ground. "Plot twist: I'm dead now even though nobody was supposed to die in this battle!" She immediately dies.
"Cut! Cut!" The camera cat secretly filming this screams. "She isn't supposed to die!"
And then Rainsong's ghost be floatin down from the magical ghostland like: "weeeeelll, toooo laaaate nowwwww!"
The camera cat points to me. "You're fired!"
I laugh. "No, you're fired. You can't fire the author!"
The camera cat is immediately set on fire. I munch popcorn, enjoying this. Suddenly, Heatherstar's face appears in front of the screen.
"Wait, this thing is still running?" She teaches for the power button.
"Don't!" I scream at her.
*Click*
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Born Broken
FanfictionStormkit, a ThunderClan kit, was born weaker than the other kits. Born in Leafbare during treacherous times, she struggles to survive. Death and mystery winds into her future, leaving her devastated. But sometimes your strength lies beneath... [WARN...
