How I Sent An Insect To The Moon

Learning how to fite

Since s-hits, xchitzu and guchae gang hates their relative (*pet), I wanted to aid them in banishing this little shmitty (i saw a girl dog talking about how the earth is flat from a BowTube video). So I tried to learn karate or any hooman martial arts. Unfortunately, my physical structure could not handle such poses.

So I figured that I needed to learn the dog way of fighting, especially since I am a Chow Chow, a highly regarded guard dog breed. So I trained day and night with s-hits, with each night, my strength increases. Now, I could launch objects up a tree! I was very impressed by myself.

On the streets while s-hits was walking me, another big dog, a rottweiler launched at her hooman friends. I rushed over in an instant, with my fur majestically flying in the wind, I pounched on over to the dog and I barked as loud as I could.

He didn't want to back down, so I bit hit in the neck and kicked him so hard that he flew into a power line, electrocuting him and knocking him unconsious.

Then that's when I learned, I truly lived up to the expectations of my breed.